Martha Stewart ends affair with beef

Media mogul Martha Stewart is the next celebrity to take up a vegan diet. A source from Vegansaurus says that she spent quite some time talking to her audience about their questions when suddenly, she combusted with her displeasure with meat.

Stewart recalls, “I didn’t buy it from my regular butcher; I usually buy three pounds of good ground chuck and I took it home – this was from the supermarket – and I rolled it in my hands and my hands were stained red and I vowed I wouldn’t eat beef again.”

She adds that “no really, it was horrifying… What the heck do they do to the beef that made my hands so red? It shouldn’t do that.”